Finally, a cure for PMS has been found. You know, other than hiding in the garage or basement for a week. This recent discovery was made by a husband at his wits end with having to deal with his PMS'ing wife. This cure relieves the symptoms of: irritability, mood swings and intense cravings. There are no dangerous drugs with unpleasant side effects. No prescriptions needed. Its painless and relatively inexpensive.
And HERE IT IS- Yes men, it's a bouquet of your wife's favorite flowers and Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide.
I may have to get PMS more often. Just kidding, Honey!